Steve Nolan
Steve carries many roles… father, husband, squisher of scary bugs. He married his wife Patricia after graduating college with a science degree, and is the somewhat exasperated father of his two children, Josh and Sarah. He often acts like a kid himself, a bit too happy to play with toys with his kids. Steve was also a Frogger champ, but is confounded by how much videogames have chanced since the 80’s. He is the head of the science department at the local college, and though he might be filled with book smarts, he tends to sometimes lack common sense.

Patty Nolan
A devoted wife and mother, Patty was blessed with a slow-burn temper, which allows her to tolerate some of the more crazy events that involve her family. She met Steve while they were attending college at a rock concert (he thought it was an ABBA show). As much as she loves her husband and her kids, she still wonders if she was meant to be more than a stay at home mom…

Josh Nolan
Oftentimes the straight man, Josh has had more than his share of odd adventures, usually due in part to his sister Sarah. He’s a big hockey fan, and enjoys comic books, video games and drawing. He is generally a well behaved kid, but he often enjoys pulling pranks on his family and friends.

Sarah Nolan
The girl born with no thought filter, Sarah speaks first and never asks questions later. She has a wild imagination which usually gets her into trouble and has no shortage of spirit and energy.