Valentine’s Day card: 1/2 price. Valentine’s Day flowers: 30% off. Valentine’s Day chocolates: 25% off.
Total Romantic Fail: Yep.
For all the sweet lovin’ you need, there’s Visa — so next year JUST PAY THE D*MN MONEY, IDJIT!!!
@reynard61
Romantic feeling: 100% gone.
There are things you can’t get on discount. For miserably failing at trying just that anyway, there’s Visa.
@ Dave: Yeah, that works too!
Valentine’s Day card: 1/2 price.
Valentine’s Day flowers: 30% off.
Valentine’s Day chocolates: 25% off.
Total Romantic Fail: Yep.
For all the sweet lovin’ you need, there’s Visa — so next year JUST PAY THE D*MN MONEY, IDJIT!!!
@reynard61
Valentine’s Day card: 1/2 price.
Valentine’s Day flowers: 30% off.
Valentine’s Day chocolates: 25% off.
Romantic feeling: 100% gone.
There are things you can’t get on discount. For miserably failing at trying just that anyway, there’s Visa.
@ Dave: Yeah, that works too!